God, Women, & Pleasure...

Hey, peeps. Yet another little diddy from my private Myspace blog. I think you'll enjoy it, unless you're a sexually-repressed adult who thinks Spongebob Squarepants and The Tellitubbies are having a Roman orgy in Bikini Bottom. (Leave Spongebob alone, you bastards!!). I cleaned it up some and expanded it abit, so read on and enjoy!


I know that this may seem weird coming from a guy, but oh, well...

I was at a club in G'boro recently and I got into a conversation w/ a female friend or mine about sex (of course.). She was talking about a friend of hers who was an escort and how the escort's client (after he was finished, of course) told the escort that she was going to Hell for what's she's doing. When she said that, I was like, "That's f#cked up! Right after he's done having sex w/ her, and all. And where was he supposed to be going? Heaven?"

Now, I'm not hear to judge the escort or the client, but isn't it just a tiny bit hypocritical how her client would tell her some mess like that? I don't believe that anyone's going to Hell except for the most heinous, most evil and diabolical acts. And that applies towards anyone, be it porn stars, escorts, consenting adults, or some horny teens "rollin' in the hay." Since we were talking about Heaven, Hell, and God she asked me if any of us or anyone else would go to Hell for having sex before marriage? Or going to Hell for having sex for pleasure instead of procreation? I was like, "Hell no!" (Pun Intended) God knew what he was doing when he made the penis, vagina, and clitoris. (I know I've said this a million times, but some people are hard-headed.)

In fact, I asked her a simple question:
What use and/or purpose does the clitoris have on a woman?
Does it make a woman pregnant?
Does it help her urinate?

NO!

The only purpose for the clit is for SHEER PERSONAL PLEASURE! That's it's only purpose! A penis is used for impregnating a woman and to exit liquid waste from a man's body, a true multi-tasking tool! LOL! But the clitoris is only there for the woman's pleasure, so she can get off. THAT'S IT'S SOLE FUNCTION!! (Lucky women!) That's why you have some people in Third World countries that actually cut the clitoris off the woman (no joke!), usually when the woman is in her teens. As disgusting and barbaric as that sounds, it's the God's Honest Truth. It's all about control or rather, taking control away from the woman.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "God knew how the equipment worked before he built and installed it."
Tight-ass people just need to get over it.

Sermon over, for now...