A question...

Does anyone REALLY care if Britney Spears and Kevin Federline break up?

Does anyone REALLY care that Brad Pitt is doing Angelina Jolie?

Does anyone REALLY care if Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey get back together?

Does anyone REALLY care if Anna Nicole Smith is preggers?

Does anyone REALLY care if Madonna is trying to get attention to her career again?

I don't.

I mean, I REALLY, REALLY don't give a damn.