Dumbass of the Week: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones

The After Photo: The Real Lil' Kim, sans fake eye contacts and blonde wig. I used to love the way she USED to look back in the day when Biggie was alive. Oh, well...



WTF happened w/ Lil' Kim? With all of the money she's supposedly making, why couldn't she get better legal advice? If the Feds have video tape of what went down, why would you be dumb enought TO LIE ABOUT IT? All she had to do was SHUT THE F#CK UP and DON'T SAY SH#T! You ever heard of the Fifth Amendment?! You have the right to REMAIN SILENT! Just keep quiet and let your lawyer do all of the talking. Now you're mad at Lil' Cease and the rest of them for telling the truth?

THEY HAD VIDEO PROOF ON WHAT WENT DOWN, YOU IDIOT!!

They weren't snitching! They were only telling The Feds what they already knew from watching the video! They're not going to jail over you! Not over some bullsh*t they didn't start!

C'mon, baby!

Personally, I don't think you should go to prison. After all, YOU didn't pull the trigger. They're sending you to prison for the same reason that they did Martha Stewart:

LYING TO THE GOVERNMENT!

That was your biggest mistake. Now, I know some people think it's unfair that Lil' Kim is going to prison to do more time than Martha. But really, Martha Stewart lied about stock options (Which later proved to be a mistake. Had she kept the stock, she would have made a KILLING. Figuratively speaking, of course.), not about a shootout where people could have gotten hurt or killed.

And over some bullsh*t rapper beef, too. When are some of these rappers gonna learn that life isn't like a rap video? You may have money, but where's your power?

I know Foxy Brown is glad that she didn't get caught up in the legal system like Kim. Here are some links to some new dealing with "The Notorious K.I.M.":

News of her sentence:

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=53720272/K=lil+kim+jail/v=2/SID=e/l=NSR/R=9/SIG=14dup937r/EXP=1122360140/*-http%3A//go.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=780947§ion=news&src=rss/uk/entertainmentNews

A link to her newly-released single talking junk about the people who testified against her. A word of advice: Give it a rest, baby.
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=53720272/K=lil+kim+jail/v=2/SID=e/l=NSR/R=7/SIG=124a6mami/EXP=1122360140/*-http%3A//www.teenmusic.com/d.asp?r=102244&cat=1020

Some info on her ex-boyfriend, who may join her in prison.
http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=7336

Damn, baby! I never thought you would go to prison.

Be safe, Kimberly Jones. I still love your music.